Retirement Community Story Admirer Pillows

"The break is set for eleven. Pass it on."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Book Me!

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"I think I'm falling in love."

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Snowman Romance

'Whether I work in the public or private sector, save my retirement benefits.'

". . . And I tell you that Sir Walter Raleigh used his OWN coat."

'If you want to learn more about our retirement plan, pick up some brochures at your local Social Security office.'

'Shady Acres Nursing Home - Stockbroker on duty in case social security is privatized.'

'If you're such a great estate planner, why aren't you retired?'

"Show-off!"

I'm Retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

"With the Jeter 2000, you'll never have to say goodbye."

"I know that you've always enoyed your work."

'Growing old gracefully ... But frantically trying to keep in step with the cost of living!'