Moving To A Retirement Village Pillows

Still Alive

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Allotment

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Country Bumpkin.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'How very Cumbria.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Walkers

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Senior Jeopardy!

Which vaccines did they have when you were young? You cannot get under my skin, loser. Were you vaccinated against the black plague? Not bothering me. Were you vaccinated against leprosy? I am unaffected by you. Were you vaccinated against the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs? Munch mun - When's the last time someone shoved a syrupy pancake down your pants?

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Thatched roof car.

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Holiday cottage

"We should get out to the country more often."

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."