Retirement Home Resident Pillows

"Would you like to make a contribution to the old folks home?" "Sure, when can I bring him in?"

"Mr. Wilson when I said to treat 'Restview' like your own home that didn't include selling it."

'Come die with me.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Suburban street.

Remembering His Marbles

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."

The Old Elves Home

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

Home for the elderly