Moving To A Gated Community T-Shirts

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Picking pastries.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Senior Jeopardy!

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'Come die with me.'

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Tired Woods

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'Hoy Mr Woodpecker: Some of us are trying to sleep here!'

Suburban street.

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

Remembering His Marbles

"That's not what I meant when I suggested rocking on the porch, Mr. Clampwell."

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."