Moving To A Gated Community Prints

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Picking pastries.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Senior Jeopardy!

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

'Come die with me.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'Hoy Mr Woodpecker: Some of us are trying to sleep here!'

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Remembering His Marbles

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

Suburban street.