Gated Community Guru Prints

"Gated communities are fine, but we just feel safer with a moat."

"I see you have lots of experience in gated communities?"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Organic Soldering.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Inflating Boobs.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Bowling ball head.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

The Wiki Man.

Acme Flyswatters.

His and Hers Garage

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'