Gated Community Guru Gifts

"Gated communities are fine, but we just feel safer with a moat."

"I see you have lots of experience in gated communities?"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Animals are smarter than we think!

Bowling ball head.

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

His and Hers Garage

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

Acme Flyswatters.

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'