Community Guru Gifts

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Here and There Trays

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Create some buzz!

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

Why do you need so many computers?

"Much ado list"

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

The sunglasses.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

Never ending to do list

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'My market doesn't understand me.'