Crowdsourcing Guru Gifts

"Maybe we apply as a group....crowdsourcing employment."

Tartine

Robot Parts $5

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Best Before 5th Pint.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Why do you need so many computers?

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Much ado list"

"welcome man cave."

"Whine and cheezed party."

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

Quiz Night...

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

In one ear/Out the other.

Conflict Resolution Training - Cancelled Due To Disagreement Over Venue.

'It was accidentally reversed one day and our profits immediately skyrocketed.'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'