Joining A Gated Community Gifts

Welcome to Flower Ridge - Traditional values strictly enforced.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Senior Jeopardy!

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

Yoga. Welcome back! Thank you. Why did you stop coming? I couldn't decide if I liked yoga, or

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"It's not just you, Reverend, we make it clear to everyone, we don't want any trouble up here."

"You're not from around here...are you?"

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'Alright, we'll let him on the Planning Commission.'

"Sergio, you can't put me in a nursing home!"

'The easiest way to stay young is to lie about your age.'

Don't be a loner. Log in to 50,000000 depressions on the internet.

You Are Entering God's Country. A Pearly-Gated Community.

"Gated communities are fine, but we just feel safer with a moat."

"So there I was at the back of the line waiting for my Covid short when I remembered 'Hey, I'm an American express cardmember!'"

"Unfortunately all his friends were just on Facebook."

"Hey...I'm dumping this box of old junk out on the curb!"

"Walk of shame."

"Darling... your facebook friends are here."

Eve. A Gated Community

"I see you have lots of experience in gated communities?"

Golf course home

'They're not my family. They're just a few of my Twitter and Facebook friends.'

'I've met our new neighbours and I get the feeling they're heavily religious.'

'I'm not sure about the new guy.'

'We got bored with town, so now we've got a nice little place on the internet.'