Gated Community Enthusiast Prints

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

You Are Entering God's Country. A Pearly-Gated Community.

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Suburban street.

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

'They're a very close family.'

Closed Thursdays.

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"If low wages were good for business, Bangladesh would have one of the best economies in the world."

"It's not just you, Reverend, we make it clear to everyone, we don't want any trouble up here."

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

Garage sale.

The Neighborhood at a Glance

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

We're off to the Wells' potluck! All the neighbors will be there. Whoop-dee-do. Hey! We're building community. So you don't mind if we do, too? Of course not! We support your good citizenship. Good! 'Cause all the neighborhood kids are coming over here.

2020 vs. 2023

They get together, feel sorry for themselves, and eat a spreadable meat concoction. It's a pit, pate party!

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist.'

"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."

"Gated communities are fine, but we just feel safer with a moat."

"Announcements about the Youth Club, Senoirs Club, Woman's Club, & Twelve Steps Programs are so long, I'll dispense with my sermon."

Census: 'Do you know who I am?'

"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."

Hispanic child joining the lemonade stalls.

United Nations Charter

'Mr and Mrs Phelpott-Bilbs from the Neighbourhood Watch Patrol!'

'Ask not what your country can do for you...but what gender neutral policy initiatives can be put up for discussion and negotiation within a framework of...'

"Gram Panchayats failed. We have Instagram Panchayats."

Eve. A Gated Community

"I see you have lots of experience in gated communities?"