Online Community Enthusiast Prints

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Evolution.

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Woman on the phone.

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

Computer Life