Online Community Lover Prints

Evolution.

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Computer Life

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

Online Dating for Dummies

At the modern antenatal class.

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

Wiccapedia.

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

Social Networking Explained.

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

'I don't have any friends....even when I tried to find one on Facebook, no one even there wanted to be a Facebook Friend!'

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

"He has a great voice for giving sermons but even greater for calling Bingo ... "

"I'm going to Internet Anonymous meetings.They have a great website!"

The Warriors Were Last on the Court But First in Social Media.