Online Community Prints

I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. Tap tap tap tap tap. Whatever, dork-boy. You're no longer the world's first successfully-bred human-wildebeest hybrid. It turns out you had an undetected genetic mutation that led to extreme, continuous belching. I'm afraid you didn't make it. You and I are about to have a lot in common.

"Wow, you look exactly like your profile pic."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Moses on the web

Social distancing

Evolution.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Bird Tweet.

Love linked

"OMG, LOL!"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Online Dating

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Noise Pollution

Things I love about Powell River...

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Technology and Love

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Tipping Pain Chart

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."