Gated Community Insider Prints

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Social distancing

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

Cat statues on entrance gate

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Noise Pollution

Things I love about Powell River...

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Tipping Pain Chart

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

Closed Thursdays.

The Motherhood

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

At least Sunday is still a holy day.