Gated Community Comic T-Shirts

"It's not just you, Reverend, we make it clear to everyone, we don't want any trouble up here."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Social distancing

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Noise Pollution

Things I love about Powell River...

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Tipping Pain Chart

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"