Gated Community Comic T-Shirts

"It's not just you, Reverend, we make it clear to everyone, we don't want any trouble up here."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Social distancing

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Noise Pollution

Things I love about Powell River...

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Tipping Pain Chart

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

The Motherhood

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?