Moving To A Golf Community Gifts

Golf course home

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Golfing Boss

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

No-Work Orange

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Picking pastries.

I guess she had other plans for you.

Golfing Bishop.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Snooker Golf.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

I think you're ace

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'