Moving To A Golf Community Gifts

Golf course home

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Golfing Boss

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

No-Work Orange

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Knight Golfing

I guess she had other plans for you.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Picking pastries.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Golfing Bishop.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Snooker Golf.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

I think you're ace

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'