Moving Next To A Golf Course Gifts

"Gee! It must be great living next to a golf course!"

Bitchbark Canoe

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

No-Work Orange

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

I guess she had other plans for you.

Golfing Bishop.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

The Golfing Accident

Snooker Golf.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

I think you're ace

"The goal is to hate yourself."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."