Moving Next To A Golf Course Mugs

"Gee! It must be great living next to a golf course!"

Bitchbark Canoe

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

No-Work Orange

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

I guess she had other plans for you.

Golfing Bishop.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'I hope you replace your divots.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Snooker Golf.

The Golfing Accident

I think you're ace

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Zeus's Caddy