Golf Course Navigator Mugs

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

texting and driving laws

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

Charlie is a 'scratch' golfer.

'I told you to turn left - this is a bunker on the golf course!'

'Worst sand trap I've ever seen.'

'How do you do that, goddamit!?'

"I arranged a foursome like you asked. Allen, Jack, Gene and Howard are playing at three."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

The Golfing Accident

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"It's going to be one of those days."

Business Duck

"You know damn well what noise!"

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

Golfers lost on the road

Newly Qualified Teacher.

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

'... just one more ball. Please? Last one. I'll pay you back, I swear!'

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"Nice putt."

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."