Golf Course Navigator Prints

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

texting and driving laws

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

Great putt, Ernie! A par is born!

Club House. Number 18 is over 300 yards --- You drove the green?! Yeah, but I stopped because the cart was ruining the grass.

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

Charlie is a 'scratch' golfer.

'I told you to turn left - this is a bunker on the golf course!'

'Worst sand trap I've ever seen.'

'How do you do that, goddamit!?'

"I arranged a foursome like you asked. Allen, Jack, Gene and Howard are playing at three."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

The Golfing Accident

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"It's going to be one of those days."

Business Duck

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"You know damn well what noise!"

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

Golfers lost on the road

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Newly Qualified Teacher.

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."