Golf Course Visiting Mugs

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

I think you're ace

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

The Golfing Accident

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Finally! There comes my most important man!

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

'Don't move.'

The Golf Gremlin.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"You know damn well what noise!"

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'