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'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

I think you're ace

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

The Golfing Accident

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Finally! There comes my most important man!

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

'Don't move.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

The Golf Gremlin.

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Tired Woods

The Masters.