Moving Near An Airport Gifts

Flying duck planes on wall of house near airport.

Bitchbark Canoe

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

The World's Easiest Airport

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Travelling

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Disinformation booth.

Airport

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

Rubbish Carousel

Airport

Mass Travel

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"Hell: The Airport"

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'One carry-on!'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!