Airport Goer Gifts

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Fight or Flight

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Welsh airport arrivals.

Disinformation booth.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Airport

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Mass Travel

Airport

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"Hell: The Airport"

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."