Airport Journey Gifts

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Fight or Flight

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Travelling

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Welsh airport arrivals.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Airport

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Disinformation booth.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Hell: The Airport"

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

Arrivals, departures & limbo.