Airport Visits Gifts

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Whenever I feel the urge to travel, I go out to the airport for a couple hours, and that cures it.'

Airport

"We are sorry for the delay in announcing the delay of flight 601"

Mile High Club

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

Airport Security.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

The Scanner Of Love.

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Disinformation booth.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Airport

Mass Travel

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'