Airport Visiting Gifts

'Not so fast, Louie -- this may be a trap...'

Carefree luggage.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

UK border controls relaxed.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Fight or Flight

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

The Scanner Of Love.

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

Disinformation booth.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Limerick Airport

Airport

Mass Travel

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'