Airport Visiting Pillows

'Not so fast, Louie -- this may be a trap...'

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Fight or Flight

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Disinformation booth.

Airport

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Limerick Airport

Airport

Mass Travel

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"How's my tripping you up?"

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

Tui River Cruise