Airport Visit Pillows

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Carefree luggage.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

UK border controls relaxed.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Early model of baggage claim"

The Scanner Of Love.

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Disinformation booth.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Airport

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Limerick Airport

Airport

Mass Travel

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament