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'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

Disinformation booth.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Limerick Airport

Mass Travel

Airport

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"How's my tripping you up?"

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

"Fight or flight?"

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

Tui River Cruise