Airport People Watcher Gifts

"Where aren't you going to?"

Cariactures

UK border controls relaxed.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Airport Security.

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Glance Exchange

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Coffee shop

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

"O.K., you're good. Next!"

"The groceries are in the car."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."