Airport People Watcher Gifts

Airport Departunre. To me it's worrisome this travel company boasts you'll be able to make it look like you had an amazing trip on social media, even when you actually didn't.

"Where aren't you going to?"

Children's Parties

Cariactures

UK border controls relaxed.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Airport Security.

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Glance Exchange

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

A Little Extra

Coffee shop

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

"I need a vacation. Everything is starting to smell like a bomb to me."

Startling!