People Observers Gifts

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cariactures

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Glance Exchange

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Coffee shop

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"What are you doing?"

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

Nervous at a party.

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...