Crowd Observer Gifts

Long queue.

Victorian Pub Scene

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

You must be as dumb as this post to sit in this section.

Greed Fair

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Mass Travel

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Regardless children just want to fit in.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

You Know You're Old When...

Trump Tower

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

Liking a Painting

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

"Beware of avant-guard dog."

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"I love people-watching."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

English man in Australia during christmas

"And did the pro football games begin right after the feast, Mrs. Kelly?"

Cubans against annexation to the USA