Community Observer Gifts

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'I have a feeling the neigbors are having financial problems. Mrs Jones is down at the corner selling lemonade!'

Women with ASDA and ASBO bags.

"He was the perfect neighbor. Very quiet, kept to himself. Dead months before anyone noticed."

'I think I like sitting here instead of in our back yard better. . . it's more interesting seen' what everybody's up to on our street. I guess we're just people persons.'

Welcome signs 'Pinefalls, pop 186, plus 3 atheists we don't like to mention'

'We don't get any channels, but we pick up what's going on in 79 neighborhood homes.'

This is a watching neighbours area.

Miniature Village - 'It used to be full size but the post office went...then the pub...then the shop...'

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

We are a criminal-friendly community.

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

Lost-Little Tabs of Paper

"That family up the road who you're always trying to keep up with - she's left him."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Glance Exchange

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Police Statetion

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"What are you doing?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"