Community Watcher Gifts

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

'They're all tattletales.'

'Did you see who's moving next door?'

He's the sort of man who looks out the window, sees something wrong and does something about it.

Bottle bank 'Bottles' 'Nosey parkers'

Cariactures

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Glance Exchange

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Coffee shop

Before the riots/after the riots

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

Dog says hi to a cat.

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

Suburban street.

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Startling!

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'

"What's wrong with you? This isn't what I want! Do you know what you're doing? Can you get me a smarter clerk?"