Community Watch Gifts

"It's the Neighbourhood Watch... there's a double-glazing salesman approaching..."

Neighborhood Watch Anti-Violence Meeting. Be There or Else.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

Robinia Floribunda

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

"What's he doing now?"

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

Gossiping neighbours.

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

Neighbourhood watch with mother

Capital Building of trash

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

Welcome signs 'Pinefalls, pop 186, plus 3 atheists we don't like to mention'