Community Watch Member Gifts

I've managed to put a positive spin on this month's crime statistics.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

"Meals on Wheels"

"What?! You called for Souper Man, right?"

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

Conflicted Chief

Common Sense in Job Two

Suspicious Person Ban.

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

New Jersey Crime Watch.

'That should put a stop to them.'

Community service paints Stonehenge grey.

Women more likely to be misogynistic on twitter. . .

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist.'

Neighbourhood watch with mother

Even with the new freedom of information act I can't tell you if that woman at number 28 is really only 76...

Welcome signs 'Pinefalls, pop 186, plus 3 atheists we don't like to mention'

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."