Community Watching Gifts

Neighbourhood watch with mother

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

Robinia Floribunda

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"What's he doing now?"

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

Gossiping neighbours.

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

Capital Building of trash

Even with the new freedom of information act I can't tell you if that woman at number 28 is really only 76...

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

Welcome signs 'Pinefalls, pop 186, plus 3 atheists we don't like to mention'

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"