Community Watchers Gifts

Succat Shalom

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Dog says hi to a cat.

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

"Meals on Wheels"

"What?! You called for Souper Man, right?"

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

Suspicious Person Ban.

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"What's he doing now?"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

Gossiping neighbours.

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist.'

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."