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"It's the Neighbourhood Watch... there's a double-glazing salesman approaching..."

Neighborhood Watch Anti-Violence Meeting. Be There or Else.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

Robinia Floribunda

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

"What's he doing now?"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

Gossiping neighbours.

Even with the new freedom of information act I can't tell you if that woman at number 28 is really only 76...

Women more likely to be misogynistic on twitter. . .

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

Welcome signs 'Pinefalls, pop 186, plus 3 atheists we don't like to mention'

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"