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'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

Suburban street.

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

At the modern antenatal class.

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

"What's he doing now?"

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

Gossiping neighbours.

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

Welcome signs 'Pinefalls, pop 186, plus 3 atheists we don't like to mention'

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

Even with the new freedom of information act I can't tell you if that woman at number 28 is really only 76...

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

In Political Campaign

Neighbourhood watch with mother