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'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Dog says hi to a cat.

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

At the modern antenatal class.

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

"What's he doing now?"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'My Atheist blog has developed a cult following. If that's not ironic, I don't know what is.'

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

Gossiping neighbours.

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

Neighbourhood watch with mother

Welcome signs 'Pinefalls, pop 186, plus 3 atheists we don't like to mention'

'That ought to keep the neighbors from sneaking in and using the pool while we're away!'

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

Even with the new freedom of information act I can't tell you if that woman at number 28 is really only 76...