Communal Living Observer Gifts

"Mrs. Slovnik, we represent the whole forth floor."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

The Motherhood

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

Interrupted Shower.

"Thrown under the bus stop."

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."

Taxidermist (a cab with 2 stuffed guys in it).

'Looks like they have their own problems with suburban encroachment.'

"...For once, can you NOT bark at the neighbors?"

Tate Modern

"Wordplay - lockjaw"

The end of the block is coming