Neighborly Observer Gifts

'Look what the neighbors were selling!'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

Suburban street.

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

The Motherhood

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Interrupted Shower.

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

Robinia Floribunda

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

'Beware of the Dog poo'

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

"What's he doing now?"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'They do have a dog next door but I've been assured he doesn't bark.'

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

Gossiping neighbours.

"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."