Communal Living Explorer Gifts

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Tommy!"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

A sign in a small town reads "Entering historic Brookfield - A quaint fishing village with a parking problem".

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

The Neighborhood at a Glance

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

"I used to be 'Unemployed Larry." But no more! Now I am 'Citizen Larry,' and over the next few months I will seek the bright light and open spaces of this beautiful country and ask for the wise counsel of its people."

Parking meter holdup

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

'Sure it's a safe neighbourhood: Perfect for raising a family...'

How very Balham!

Nowadays when we say 'front yard', we mean it literally.

'Get out of the way, you drunken mime!'

'..Bert Higgins,O.A.P..'

"You want a cheap house in a nice neighborhood? -- Okay, why are you here really?"

'Forgive me if I'm wrong,sir but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'This is a gatored community... not a gated community!'

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

'Sure it's a safe neighbourhood: Perfect for raising a family...'

"Our neighborhood has become unrecognizable."

'It's very 'chocolate box cover' here, isn't it?'