Community Living Gifts

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'This is a gatored community... not a gated community!'

"Ah-hah! Gloria Hendershuster, I always suspected it was you stealing laundry!"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

Albert hated growing up in a small town. 'Ow!! My toe!'

"To cut own on heating costs, we should consider house pooling."

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

'Such a friendly neighborhood! If I bark all night long, your owner always comes out for a chat!'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"Ugh! Raising the tone of the neighbourhood"

"Marge, start packing. We're moving up the road to 'Coming-Out-Of Retirement Village'."

"Hey, jackass! Keep it down, you inconsiderate jerk! And stay safe and healthy during these difficult times!"

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

'I told everyone I spent the night at your place. I just forgot to mention I was housesitting while you were out of town.'

'..Bert Higgins,O.A.P..'

"Could our co-op secede from the United States and govern itself?"

A man empties his plate off a balcony

'Normally, a little conflict like this would be easy to resolve.'

Passive smoking...

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

'Oh sure, my shoe goes missing and all of a sudden Grayson makes the transcendent stew... I demand justice!'

'Hi We're your neighbours from Tree Tops'

The Neighborhood at a Glance

Heritage Acres

"Walk of shame."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Hollywood Sign Developers

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Social distancing