Communal Living Advocate Gifts

'The mortgage became affordable when we sub-divided.'

". . . and this is your lovely pool, albeit communal."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Cuba applauds its doctors

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

Progress.

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

The Neighborhood at a Glance

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

Empty shops.

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

The American school

'..Bert Higgins,O.A.P..'