Communal Living Advocate Prints

'The mortgage became affordable when we sub-divided.'

". . . and this is your lovely pool, albeit communal."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Sign Reform

Cuba applauds its doctors

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

Progress.

Never on Sunday

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

The Neighborhood at a Glance

'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

Empty shops.

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

You can redo my garden. Just don't hurt the deer! Ok. We'll rip out the shrubs they eat. We'll replace them and replant your flower beds with varieties they don't. Terrific! Here's my estimate. I hear the homeless shelter serves venison.