Communal Living Explorer Mugs

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Tommy!"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

A sign in a small town reads "Entering historic Brookfield - A quaint fishing village with a parking problem".

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

The Neighborhood at a Glance

"I used to be 'Unemployed Larry." But no more! Now I am 'Citizen Larry,' and over the next few months I will seek the bright light and open spaces of this beautiful country and ask for the wise counsel of its people."

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

Parking meter holdup

"You want a cheap house in a nice neighborhood? -- Okay, why are you here really?"

'Get out of the way, you drunken mime!'

Nowadays when we say 'front yard', we mean it literally.

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

'..Bert Higgins,O.A.P..'

How very Balham!

'Forgive me if I'm wrong,sir but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

'Sure it's a safe neighbourhood: Perfect for raising a family...'

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'This is a gatored community... not a gated community!'

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

"The house is staged beautifully. The only thing left is to tell Duane to go inside during showings."

'Sure it's a safe neighbourhood: Perfect for raising a family...'

'It's close to all the main schools, but try not to let that put you off.'

"Great neighborhood. You're only minutes away from a yoga studio."

"Our neighborhood has become unrecognizable."