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"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Tommy!"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'I admire your floatibility.'

Love linked

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Sister Cities

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

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How About Serving Us For a Change

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Vista Acres - A tanned community.